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Globalization
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization ? Answer: Princess Diana’s death. Question: How comes ? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a... (Continue reading)
Funny Questions To Ask
1. Why is it called a “building” when it is already built ? (strange isnt it) 2. What is the speed of darkness ? (absurd) 3. If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the... (Continue reading)
Help Suzy
A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils’ answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher’s pet. He stood and said, “My name is Dan, and... (Continue reading)
Easy And Difficult
Written on 26 Jun, 2009 at 8:47 in Cool stuff | viewed 241 times | 0 Comments
EASY DIFFICULT Easy is to judge the mistakes of others Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes Easy is to talk without thinking Difficult is to refrain the tongue Easy is to hurt someone who loves us. Difficult... (Continue reading)
School Teacher
A Schoolmaster from a remote rural area was transferred to a school in Karachi. He reported for duty two days before August 14 and, as was the practice in the school, was asked to address the assembly on Independence Day. Here’s... (Continue reading)
Engineers
Funny questions to ask an Engineer 1.What is an engineer’s favorite wrist-watch? It has more buttons than a telephone. 2.How do you drive an engineer completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and proceed to fold up a road... (Continue reading)
Be Thankful for the positive attitude you have
Written on 26 Jun, 2009 at 8:31 in Cool stuff | viewed 3,693 times | 0 Comments
I AM THANKFUL: FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT’S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE STREETS. FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN... (Continue reading)