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Who Is Hu ?
I take you now to the Oval Office….. Condi Enters George Bush, : Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader... (Continue reading)
My Life Without GirlFriend Is Cool !
My life without any GirlFriend is really cool. I am very happy. And there are some reasons why my life without GirlFriend is cool. I can stare at any Girl……. I don’t have to spend money on her. I won’t get... (Continue reading)
Letter To Bush From Osama
After numerous rounds of “We don’t know if Osama is still alive”, Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his ownHand writing to let him know he is still alive. Bush opened the letter as it appeared to contain... (Continue reading)
Boys And Girls While Using ATM
Difference between Boys and Girls while using ATM Boys: 1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser. 2. Insert card 3. Dial code and desired amount 4. Take the cash, the card and the slip Girls: 1. Drive to the... (Continue reading)
The Husband Store !
A store that sells husbands has just opened in China, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There... (Continue reading)
Letter from School Master
School Master from Lahore was transferred to a new School in Multan. He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing . . . Deer sur, If small small mistakes getting... (Continue reading)
My Eyes…
The winter seasons upon us Soon the snows will fall Yet still my hearts a flutter As to me my love calls. The weathers getting colder But here within my heart This warmth is growing stronger Love never will depart. The sun for me is shining No matter what... (Continue reading)
I Have Learned…
I have learned…. That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. I have learned…. That when you’re in love, it shows. I have learned…. That just one person saying to me, “You’ve made my day!” makes my day. I... (Continue reading)
My Sins…..
Birth was my first sin, be here, To cry, with my scream silence tear… Life was my second sin, just live, Mock this world, my opinions give… Love was my third sin, to care, Just worship her, how did I dare… Questioning was my fourth sin,... (Continue reading)
I Would Give All I Have
I would give all I have to have you with me, To see tomorrow with you, To touch and hold the one thing dear to me, I would climb the highest mountains, I would swim the widest oceans, Closed my eyes and be blinded by... (Continue reading)