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Poor Cop
A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver’s door. “Is there a problem Officer?” The policeman says, “Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?” The driver responds, “I’d give it to you but I... (Continue reading)
A Difference at The Beach
A friend of mine was walking down a deserted beach at sunset. As he walked along, he began to see another man in the distance. As he grew nearer, he noticed that the local native kept leaning down, picking something up and throwing... (Continue reading)
The Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened in China, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There... (Continue reading)
Boss Died
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the boss’s wife instead: “I’m afraid he died last week.” she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. “I told you” the wife replies, “he died last... (Continue reading)
Windows Explorer Shortcuts (XP)
ALT+SPACEBAR – Display the current window’s system menu SHIFT+F10 – Display the item’s context menu CTRL+ESC – Display the Start menu ALT+TAB – Switch to the window you last used ALT+F4 – Close the current window or quit CTRL+A – Select all items CTRL+X – Cut... (Continue reading)
How To Deal With Cops
1. When you get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?” 2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race. 3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf. 4. If he... (Continue reading)
