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Reason why I don’t visit people alot

His/Her Question: What would you like to have? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo or Coffee? My answer: Tea please . His/Her Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice-tea or green tea? My answer: Ceylon tea. His/Her Question: How would u... (Continue reading)

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Fairy Tale For You

Once  upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, But  there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would  melt. No  matter what; metal, wood, stone, Anything  she touched would melt. Because  of this, men were... (Continue reading)

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Cop Joke

Cop Joke

A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair... (Continue reading)

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Things That Hallmark Cards Won’t Say

My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire… I noticed your cat. Sorry! Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don’t fret about it… She moved in with me. Looking back... (Continue reading)

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Funny Questions To Ask

•  Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants? •  What should one call a male ladybird? •  Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? •  If a tree falls in... (Continue reading)

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Funny Questions To Ask

•  Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants? •  What should one call a male ladybird? •  Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? •  If a tree falls in... (Continue reading)

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Funny Questions To Ask

•  Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? •  Why is it called a “building” when it is already built? •  Why is it that when... (Continue reading)

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Funny Questions To Ask

•  Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo? •  What if you’re in hell, and you’re mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? •  If anything’s possible, then is it possible that nothing’s possible? •  What does... (Continue reading)

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I was really very busy

Yesterday morning I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the front... (Continue reading)

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Who Is Hu ?

I take you now to the Oval Office….. Condi Enters George Bush, : Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader... (Continue reading)

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