Bill Gates earns $250 every SECOND, that’s about $20 million a DAY and $7.8 billion a YEAR! v If he drops a thousand dollars, he won’t even bother to pick it up because in the 4 seconds it takes to pick... (Continue reading)
A policeman was testing 3 Singh brothers who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first Singh a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” The... (Continue reading)
A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver’s door. “Is there a problem Officer?” The policeman says, “Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?” The driver responds, “I’d give it to you but I... (Continue reading)
A store that sells husbands has just opened in China, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There... (Continue reading)
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the boss’s wife instead: “I’m afraid he died last week.” she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. “I told you” the wife replies, “he died last... (Continue reading)
1. When you get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?” 2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race. 3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf. 4. If he... (Continue reading)
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Newtons 1st Law of Love: LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER. Newtons 2nd Law of Love: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her... (Continue reading)