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Fun things to do in the Computer Lab

Written on 2 Sep, 2009 at 19:44 in Humor, Jokes | viewed 330 times | 0 Comments

Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream “Oh my God! They’ve found me!” and bolt. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes. Then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you. When... (Continue reading)

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Fun things for the Professor to do in Class

Written on 2 Sep, 2009 at 19:42 in Humor, Jokes | viewed 261 times | 0 Comments

After confirming everyone’s names on the roll, thank the class for attending “Advanced Astrodynamics 690″ and mention that yesterday was the last day to drop. Ask students to list their favorite showtunes on a signup sheet. Criticize their choices and make... (Continue reading)

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Mathematician, Accountant & Economist

Written on 2 Sep, 2009 at 19:41 in Humor, Jokes | viewed 244 times | 0 Comments

A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks “What do two plus two equal?” The mathematician replies “Four.” The interviewer asks “Four, exactly?” The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously... (Continue reading)

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Me and my new primary care physician

Written on 2 Sep, 2009 at 19:38 in Humor, Jokes | viewed 306 times | 0 Comments

I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you think I’ll... (Continue reading)

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101 Ways To Annoy People

Written on 2 Sep, 2009 at 19:35 in Humor, Jokes | viewed 497 times | 0 Comments

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.” 3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of “Beeeep... (Continue reading)

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Indian Police

Written on 2 Sep, 2009 at 19:34 in Humor, Jokes | viewed 221 times | 0 Comments

Three police squads , The Scotland Yard police , The NY Police and the Indian police contest for the best police force award . The judges lead them to the Gir forest of India and assign them the mission. He... (Continue reading)

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Mr. Sugarbrown’s Daughter

Written on 1 Sep, 2009 at 20:12 in Humor, Jokes | viewed 204 times | 0 Comments

A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, “I’m Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter.” Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, “I’m Jane Sugarbrown.” The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, “Aren’t you Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter?” She... (Continue reading)

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Who brought Bad Luck

Written on 1 Sep, 2009 at 20:10 in Humor, Jokes | viewed 200 times | 0 Comments

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said,... (Continue reading)

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First Time On A Weding

Written on 1 Sep, 2009 at 20:05 in Humor, Jokes | viewed 226 times | 0 Comments

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life.” Her mother tried to... (Continue reading)

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Male and Female Prayers

Written on 1 Sep, 2009 at 19:56 in Humor, Jokes | viewed 232 times | 0 Comments

FEMALE PRAYER ————— Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, whos not a creep, One whos handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One wholl call, not wait for weeks. I pray hes gainfully... (Continue reading)

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