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Friendship & Miss You SMS

Written on 22 Feb, 2010 at 21:43 in Mobile World, SMS Jokes | viewed 238 times | 0 Comments

A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking. Thats why I am your friend! You are so lucky. • When you are counting all your friends, the oldest, the best & the new… I wud like... (Continue reading)

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SMS Jokes 1

Written on 22 Feb, 2010 at 21:29 in Mobile World, SMS Jokes | viewed 166 times | 0 Comments

Once 5 house lizards were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, one of them started to sing a song. The moment it stopped singing the song, the other five lizards fell down from the wall !!!… WHY... (Continue reading)

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SMS Jokes

Written on 22 Feb, 2010 at 21:26 in Mobile World, SMS Jokes | viewed 201 times | 0 Comments

learn to smile learn to cry learn to give learn to forgive learn to share learn to trust learn to love . . n learn to say . . When someone loves U, U don’t realize it…When U realize it, Its too late. U always love the one who leaves U & Leave... (Continue reading)

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Eid SMS Messages 2 (NEW)

Written on 6 Sep, 2009 at 9:52 in Mobile World, SMS Jokes | viewed 235 times | 0 Comments

EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,(In Urdu) EID MUBARAK ho Aapko, Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko, But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please…. Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!! By Uzzal Subeh Subeh uthke ho jawo Fresh,(In Urdu) Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh, Pehenlo aj sobse... (Continue reading)

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Eid SMS Messages 1 (NEW)

Written on 6 Sep, 2009 at 9:48 in Mobile World, SMS Jokes | viewed 202 times | 0 Comments

Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya, Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya, Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya, Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK. May Allah bring you joy, happiness, May Allah bring you joy,... (Continue reading)

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Eid SMS Messages (NEW)

Written on 6 Sep, 2009 at 9:44 in Mobile World, SMS Jokes | viewed 265 times | 0 Comments

Hansi khushi tery jiwan ka har safar guzry Meri dua hy k teri EID khoob tar guzry. Eid Mubarik aao milaen k aaj EID ka din hy musarrato,n muskarahto,n deed ka din hy gellay bhulaen , dilon ko saaf ab kar laen ranjishon ko mitaen k... (Continue reading)

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Funny SMS Jokes

Written on 1 Sep, 2009 at 19:55 in Mobile World, SMS Jokes | viewed 168 times | 0 Comments

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her  that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. 2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage – Drink whenever you are SAD After... (Continue reading)

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Funny SMS Messages

Written on 26 Jun, 2009 at 10:57 in Mobile World, SMS Jokes | viewed 173 times | 0 Comments

Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me… well Hubby: Darling years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I... (Continue reading)

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Funny Text Messages

Written on 26 Jun, 2009 at 10:46 in Mobile World, SMS Jokes | viewed 175 times | 0 Comments

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !!! Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends... (Continue reading)

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