Engineers

Funny questions to ask an Engineer

1.What is an engineer’s favorite wrist-watch?
It has more buttons than a telephone.

2.How do you drive an engineer completely insane?
Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and proceed to fold up a road map the wrong way.

3.How can you tell an extroverted engineer?
He looks at your shoes, when he’s talking to you, rather than his own.

4.Why did the engineers cross the road?
Because they looked in the file and that’s what they did last year.

5.How good is an engineer’s memory?
He does not remember his wife’s birthday, but remembers the direction the water swirls when he flushes the toilet

6.What is an engineer’s favorite past-time?
Destroying things in order to see how they work

7.Some say a glass is half full, some say it is half empty
An engineer says you got the wrong size glass.

8.When does a person decide to become an engineer?
When he realizes he doesn’t have Kurt to succeed as an undertaker.

9.What is the definition of an engineer?
Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had, in a way you don’t understand

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