Funny Questions to Ask 25

•  Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?
•  If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
•  Why is it that when a person tells you there’s over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there’s wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
•  How does Santa get into a house that doesn’t have a chimney?
•  If you’re in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
•  Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?
•  What should one call a male ladybird?
•  Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
•  If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
•  If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
•  If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
•  If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
•  If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
•  If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it?
•  If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
•  If you can’t drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
•  If you take a shower, where do you put it?
•  Can you grow birds by planting birdseed?
•  What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
•  What do sheep count when they can’t sleep?

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