Newtons Laws of Love

Newtons 1st Law of Love:
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER.
Newtons 2nd Law of Love:
A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.
Newtons 3rd law of Love:
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of thebank balance.
Newtons 4th Law of Love:
The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.

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