Professor Joke

1. prof. of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.

2. Prof. of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing.

3. Prof. of Geometry: A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

4. Prof. of Physics: A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

5. Prof. of Chemistry: A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

6. Prof. of Zoology: A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.

8. Prof. of Dentistry: A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

9. Prof. of Accountancy: A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

10. Prof. of Economics: A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

11. Prof. of Statistics: A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

12. Prof. of Philosophy: A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

13. Prof. of English: A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

14. Prof. of Engineering: Uh, What? I’m not familiar with that term.

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