SMS Jokes 1

Once 5 house lizards were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, one of them started to sing a song. The moment it stopped singing the song, the other five lizards fell down from the wall !!!… WHY ???
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not getting, very simple yaar
coz, they all started clapping !!!!

Fish
Q – In a pond there are ten fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How?
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Yes you can…………….
No??? Come on!

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A – The other nine fish are crying……………..

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