SMS Jokes 2

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Teacher  asked to Sardaar, Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Sardar: Moon…
Teacher : Why?
Sardar : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it

Intelligent Sardar
1 – Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar : Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

2 – Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

3 – After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

4 – One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

5 – Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, “Gandi was a great man, but I don’t know who is jayanthi.

6 – Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it’s one leg and told
WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it’s second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it’s fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn’t walked. Suddenly sardar said loudly, ” I found it. If we cut cockroach’s four legs, it becomes deaf.

7 – When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, ” You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

8 – Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board “WASH BASIN”

9 – Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar : its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

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c an you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????By

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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge…

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