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The Husband Store !
A store that sells husbands has just opened in China, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There... (Continue reading)
Letter from School Master
School Master from Lahore was transferred to a new School in Multan. He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing . . . Deer sur, If small small mistakes getting... (Continue reading)
A Love Letter From a Famous Mathematician To His Girlfriend
My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set,... (Continue reading)
People On Island
A ship sank in high sea and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere: A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman B. 2 French men and 1 French woman C. 2 German men and... (Continue reading)
The problems with GIRLS… Only For Guys
If you TREAT her nicely, she says you are IN LOVE with her; If you Don’t, she says you are PROUD. If you DRESS Nicely, she says you are trying to IMPRESS her; If you Don’t, she says you are STRANGE. If you ARGUE... (Continue reading)
Santa Singh
One day man was sitting in his office on the thirteen floor of a building when another man came running in to his office and shouted, “Santa Singh ! Your daughter preeto just died in an accident” The man was... (Continue reading)
Globalization
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization ? Answer: Princess Diana’s death. Question: How comes ? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a... (Continue reading)
Funny Questions To Ask
1. Why is it called a “building” when it is already built ? (strange isnt it) 2. What is the speed of darkness ? (absurd) 3. If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the... (Continue reading)
School Teacher
A Schoolmaster from a remote rural area was transferred to a school in Karachi. He reported for duty two days before August 14 and, as was the practice in the school, was asked to address the assembly on Independence Day. Here’s... (Continue reading)
Engineers
Funny questions to ask an Engineer 1.What is an engineer’s favorite wrist-watch? It has more buttons than a telephone. 2.How do you drive an engineer completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and proceed to fold up a road... (Continue reading)