Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window! Do one legged ducks swim in circles? Do atheists get insurance for... (Continue reading)
Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar? If you undergo chemotherapy do you lose your pubic hairs? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Does the postman deliver his own mail? Why does... (Continue reading)
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another? In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky... (Continue reading)
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? At what point in man’s evolution did he start wiping his ass? Do bald people get Dandruff? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always... (Continue reading)
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end? Why can’t donuts be square? Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean? What happens to an irrisitable... (Continue reading)
What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven’t been laid. Are they pregnant? If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? Why do people never say “it’s only a game” when they’re winning? If... (Continue reading)
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts? Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs. Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts? Why are they called ‘Jolly Ranchers’? Who... (Continue reading)
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic? When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible? Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract... (Continue reading)
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity? If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the... (Continue reading)
* If I told you someone in this room is gay, who do you think it would be? * Have you ever been fired? * What is something you regret? * How often do you go over the speed limit? * Were you considered... (Continue reading)