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Funny Questions to Ask 27

Administrator — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:40:40 +0000

Can you blow a balloon up under water?

Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds ?
Why Is eleven spelt starting with ‘ E ‘ ?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Funny Questions to Ask 26

Administrator — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:38:39 +0000

• What is a free gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
• Why are there never any artist’s materials in a drawing room?
• Why are they called ’stands’ when they’re made for sitting?
• Why aren’t there bulletproof pants?
• Do cows drink milk?
• If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
• Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out??
• If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help him?
• Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
• Don’t you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their “practice” ?
• Do they have the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?
• If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
• Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
• Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot?
• What’s the opposite of opposite?
• If Practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, then why practice?
• Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
• If you died with braces on would they take them off?

Funny Questions to Ask 25

Administrator — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:37:15 +0000

• Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?
• If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
• Why is it that when a person tells you there’s over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there’s wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
• How does Santa get into a house that doesn’t have a chimney?
• If you’re in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
• Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?
• What should one call a male ladybird?
• Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
• If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
• If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
• If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
• If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
• If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
• If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it?
• If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
• If you can’t drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
• If you take a shower, where do you put it?
• Can you grow birds by planting birdseed?
• What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
• What do sheep count when they can’t sleep?

Funny Questions to Ask 24

Administrator — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:35:19 +0000

• If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
• If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
• If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it?
• If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
• If you can’t drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
• If you take a shower, where do you put it?
• Can you grow birds by planting birdseed?
• What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
• What do sheep count when they can’t sleep?
• What is a free gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
• Why are there never any artist’s materials in a drawing room?
• Why are they called ’stands’ when they’re made for sitting?
• Why aren’t there bulletproof pants?
• How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?
• Did they have antiques in the olden days?
• Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
• Can blind people see their dreams?
• If there’s an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

Funny Questions to Ask 23

Administrator — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:33:59 +0000

• How come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides?
• Why is “number” abbreviated as “no”? When there is no “o” in number?
• If you went back in time and killed your mother would you disappear the moment you killed her?
• If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
• Can you cry under water?
• When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?
• If no one buys a ticket to a movie, does the movie still play?
• If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
• Do ducks sneeze?
• If a fire truck was on its way to a fire and it passes another fire, which fire would it go to?
• What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?
How does Santa get into a house that doesn’t have a chimney?
• If you’re in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
• Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?
• What should one call a male ladybird?
• Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
• If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
• If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
• If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Funny Questions to Ask 22

Administrator — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:33:05 +0000

• Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
• Why is it called a “building” when it is already built?
• Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
• Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
• Did they have antiques in the olden days?
• Can blind people see their dreams?
• Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?
• If there’s an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
• Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
• How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?
• If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
• If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
• Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
• If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it’s 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
• If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

Funny Questions to Ask 21

Administrator — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:32:18 +0000

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
• Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
• What if you’re in hell, and you’re mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
• If anything’s possible, then is it possible that nothing’s possible?
• What does OK actually mean?
• How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
• If someone can’t see, they’re blind and if someone cant hear, they’re deaf, so what do you call people who can’t smell?
• Can you blow a balloon up under water?
• How do they get those boats in those glass bottles?
• Why is it called a TV set when there is only one?
• If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
• Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
• If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
• If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
• Can people who cannot speak burp?
• Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
• Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean when we use them?

Funny Facts

Administrator — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 15:08:33 +0000

. They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

. It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives !!!!

. Q: What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?

A: Magnets have a positive side!

. It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

. A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE… A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

Funny Questions to Ask 20

Administrator — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:06:14 +0000

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say “no”?

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.

If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver’s license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?

Why do we sing “Rock a bye baby” to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?

Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?

If one man says, “it was an uphill battle,” and another says, “it went downhill from there,” how could they both be having troubles?

If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn’t it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?

Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?

When your photo is taken for your driver’s license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?

Funny Questions to Ask 19

Administrator — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:02:44 +0000

If sour cream is past its expiration date is it good then?

If a tree falls in the forest without anyone there, does it still make a sound? Do the other trees make fun of it?

If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, “Quit while you’re ahead”?

If Superglue is so good why doesn’t it stick to the inside of the tube?

If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn’t they call you first?

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth?

If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?

If you have a friend who works for the Psychic Friends Network, do you plan a surprise birthday party for them?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?

If the “black box” survives every plane crash, why not make the entire plane out of that stuff?

If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yell at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?

Isn’t it a little scary that a doctor’s work is called practice?

Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

Shouldn’t it be called a “near hit” rather than a “near miss”?

There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man?