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Funny Questions to Ask 27

Can you blow a balloon up under water? Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds ? Why Is eleven spelt starting with ‘ E ‘ ? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Have you ever imagined a world... (Continue reading)

Funny Questions to Ask 26

•  What is a free gift? Aren’t all gifts free? •  Why are there never any artist’s materials in a drawing room? •  Why are they called ’stands’ when they’re made for sitting? •  Why aren’t there bulletproof pants? •   Do cows drink milk? • ... (Continue reading)

Funny Questions to Ask 25

•  Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road? •  If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what... (Continue reading)

Funny Questions to Ask 24

•  If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? •  If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? •  If you... (Continue reading)

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•  How come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides? •   Why is “number” abbreviated as “no”? When there is no “o” in number? •   If you went back in time and killed your mother would you... (Continue reading)

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•  Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? •  Why is it called a “building” when it is already built? •  Why is it that when... (Continue reading)

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Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? •  Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo? •  What if you’re in... (Continue reading)

Professor Joke

1. prof. of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte. 2. Prof. of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing. 3. Prof. of Geometry: A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines. 4.... (Continue reading)

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Computer Jokes

1. If you messed up your life, you could press “Alt, Ctrl, Delete” and start all over! 2. To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”! 3. If you needed a break from life, click on “suspend”. 4. Hit “any key” to... (Continue reading)

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Funny Facts

. They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense . It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives... (Continue reading)

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