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Letter from School Master
School Master from Lahore was transferred to a new School in Multan. He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing . . . Deer sur, If small small mistakes getting... (Continue reading)
Job Application
NAME: XYZ SEX: Not yet. DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and... (Continue reading)
Globalization
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization ? Answer: Princess Diana’s death. Question: How comes ? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a... (Continue reading)
Funny Questions To Ask
1. Why is it called a “building” when it is already built ? (strange isnt it) 2. What is the speed of darkness ? (absurd) 3. If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the... (Continue reading)
Help Suzy
A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils’ answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher’s pet. He stood and said, “My name is Dan, and... (Continue reading)
School Teacher
A Schoolmaster from a remote rural area was transferred to a school in Karachi. He reported for duty two days before August 14 and, as was the practice in the school, was asked to address the assembly on Independence Day. Here’s... (Continue reading)
Engineers
Funny questions to ask an Engineer 1.What is an engineer’s favorite wrist-watch? It has more buttons than a telephone. 2.How do you drive an engineer completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and proceed to fold up a road... (Continue reading)