when u r sad………i will try ur tears
when u r scared………i will confort ur fears
when u r worried……..i will give u hope
when u r confused…….i will give u cope
and when u r lost…….and cant see the light
i shall be ur beacon…..shining ever so bright
this is my oath……..i pledge tillthe end
why u may ask?……..because u r my friend

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A simple friend thinks the friendship is
over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it’s not a friendship
until after you’ve had a fight.
A simple friend hates it when you call
after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!
Pass this on to anyone you care about….
if you get it back you have found real friends!

Morning is God’s way of saying ‘1 more time .. Go, live life make a difference touch ones heart, encourage 1’s mind inspire 1’s soul & enjoy d day…’ 1 more time.!

Painting is a feelin, Never spoil it.Face is a book, try 2 read it.Love is precious, B ready 2 sacrifice for it & Friendship is like a mirror never break it!

Friendship is a silent gift of nature..
More old .. more strong..
More deep.. more clear..
More close.. more warm..
Less words.. more understanding..

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is not only made for lovers;its also for friends who luv each other better than lovers!!

Dear Customer,We would like to inform you that your true friend Mr/Mrs___is missing u a lot. Thank you.Sender:Helpline

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Some friends are remembered because of their smile. Some friends are remembered because of their style. But you are remembered because you are so nice to remember

riendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn’t start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday

FRIENDSHIP TEST,Call if U love me,Missed Call if U are a true friend ,Text back if U care, Text a joke if U like me, Just ignore if U hate ME?

When u need Someone to b beside U and no One is around,
Just Gaze up in the Sky, U mite not c me, but b sure dat V r under the same sky….

Someone Remembers, Somebody Cares, YOUR Name Is Whispered In Somebody”s Prayers, Keep The Bright Hope Of Sunshine In View, Someone Is Warmly Thinking Of You

Close ur eyes ….,Relax ur body…. and stop breathing as long as U can…Now breath…I miss u as much as u missed the air….

The smallest word is I, the sweetest word is Love and the dearest person in the world is you. thats why I Love You

Smile a while,
& when U smile,
smile another smile
& soon there will b miles
& miles of smile
bcoz you smiled .
i wish your day is full of SMILE

Meaning of  WIFE & HUSBAND..
<w>Wonderful
<i>Item
<f>For
<e>Entertainment
…..
<h>Handsome
<u>Useful
<s>Smart
<b>But
<a>At
<n>Night
<d>Dangerou

Dear january,how r febuary and march. April is not bad.Tell may,june and july dat august,september and octorber got accident in november.Urs December

to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored, B with me wen i’m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i’m Sick, Don’t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen I’m ALIVE

Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send thisto a nice person.
I just did.

Sometimes your joy is source of your smile,
But sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy..
But every time you are with me..
I will be joy always.

Faith makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, May u have all the 3, As u begin each day

A Perfrect Gift for U! Today! Absoloutely at no Cost, Non-taxable, Silent Peformance, Extremly Personal, Fully Returnable – it’s a SMILE from me. Enjoy & take care…

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That much HOW I NEED U,I THINK BOUT U, n I LOVE U…!!!
n HOPE U FEEL THE SAME…!!!

I know U R So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
But…Take… 3 Seconds to think of me
1… …
2… …
3………………
So Sweet. now continue ur work..

Another Day,Another Way,Another Pray,Another Hope,Another Tear,Another Fear,Another Year,Another Smile,Another Mile,Another Few,But Never Ever Another U….

TEST ARE U IN LUV = When u r together with that person, u pretend 2 ignore that person…U r in luv = if u r much more xcited 4 one short msg from that person than many other long msgs, u r in luv. = when u cant erase ur inbox coz of 1 msg from that person, u r in luv. = u keep telling urself that he/she is just a friend..U r in love.. = WHILE READING THIS MSG,if sumbody comes 2 ur mind,… = U R IN LUV WITH THAT PERSON…!

How can i spell s_ccess?or H_mble? C_te?or Tr_st,Bea_tif_l?&How can i say I LOVE _?I MISS _?I NEED _? Heyyy!then how can I spend my LIFE without \”U\

If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean my head on your shoulder n hold u close to me n answer with a smile: “Like this!”

No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you… but i’m happier each time i send you a message ‘coz i know i’ll be DISTURBING YOU!

There is alwayz a reason 4 evrthin
A reason 2 live,
a reason 2 die,
a reason 2 cry,
but if u cant find
a reason to smile,
can i b da reasn 4 a while?

Sumtime i 4get 2say HI, sumtime i miss 2reply,sumtimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesnt mean i 4get u,bcoz. ur 1 of a kind and always in mind…

this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You’ll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE

Wat makes a friendship special is d way each one remembers d other wen day r apart. day mis d talks, d lafs n d tyme day wer 2gedr. lyf changes memories dont… i miss u…!

Know what makes me happy wen u msg me? Not ur jokes, Graphics or sweet msgs but ur NAME that
“APPEARS” on the call when it beeps knowing that u remember me.!

DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn’t SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall…

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love…Makes Life Beautiful

If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world

You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet… you are like you… and that’s the reason why I love you!

Remember me like pressed flower in ur Notebook.It may not b having any fragrance,but will remind u of my existence 4ever in ur life…

If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, … thinking of youBy

Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Where ever you go or when, you will always be near me.

Do u know why God created gaps between fingers? so that some who is very special to u comes and fills those gaps by holding your hands forever.

hey! if the sun forgets shining if the moon forgets lighting if the fishes forget swimming if the wind forgets blowing if the heart forgets breathing if the cloud forgets crying and if the birds forget flying u have 2 be sure that i can nver forget u

I,Me, Myself, Yes me,I
Really
Truly
Unmistakably
Unstoppably
Unavoidably
Crazily, Think about you

I feel something in my heart, it’s like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!..

There Were Times You Make Me Cry… Looking 4 A Reason Why… There Were Times You Make Me Fly…Stay With Me Until I Die…Stay With Me…

I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says…that you are the best !!!

What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can’t go on. Can’t you see, that you are the only one for me?

When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour …and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?

thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN’t cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe…

Heart could only Love 4 a while, U can put many relation in a file, U can make a desert from the nile, But u cant stop my smile, when i see ur name on my mobile.!

******Friendship is a little more trust, a little more laugh, a little less cry, a little more luv, a little less fight a little more “WE” & a little Less “I”!

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you. I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

If u drop me, i ‘ll break, If u hold me, i ‘ll shake, If u need me, i’ll hurry, If u don’t call me, i ‘ll worry, If u hurt me, i’ll cry, but friend , If u leave me, i ‘ll die…

If time slips away without a word from Me, u dont have 2 worry abt our Relationship bcoz feelings beyond words will always keep me with ur heart.!

True friendship never fades with Time:), become more tasteful like old Wine:)), only a friend can understand words and convert the rolling tears into a Smile!

I cant find a reason why God gave U to me , but that is not the question to b asked,May b the question is how did God knew that i needed a friend like U…

10 messages received, 1, HI, 2, Hello, 3, I miss U, 4 How r U?, 5, hope ur fine, 6, keep smilling, 7, Take Care, 8, God bless U, 9, Be happy, 10, Gud night.!

Days are too BUSY.. Hours are too FEW.. Seconds are too FAST.. but there is Always a time for me to ask.. How R U? n Hope Ur FINE.. MISS U!

Hello! What’s wrong with your mobile Tried so many times but it says”The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart”!!

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there

It must have been a rainy day when you were born..Heaven was crying ‘cus it lost its most beautiful angel!

In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams Gd Nite

Love me without fear
Trust me without questioning
Need me without demanding
Want me without restrictions
Accept me without change
Desire me without inhibitions
For a love so free…
Will never fly away.

And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye.

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile

True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for.

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching………still searching……get a good grip of your mobile….still searching…….no brains found.

one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied “to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!” Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good

When Nights are long & Friends are few, I sit by my Window & think of u. a silent whisper a silent tear. with all my Heart i wish you were here

Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE

I’ve seen angels in the sky, I’ve seen snow fall in July, I’ve seen things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven’t seen anything sweeter than you

If i cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made me smile the entire evening sky wud b in the palm of my hand

destiny decides who u meet in life but its only your heart that can decide who gets to stay in your life…..

Meaning of Friendship : – F——-FOREVER , R——-RESPONCIBLE , I——–INTELLIGENT , E——-EAGER TO MAIL , N——-NICE , D——-DIVINE , S——–SIMPLE , H——-HEARTLY , I——–INTERSTED , P——-PEACEFUL

New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love & I dont want my son to do the same 4 your daughter So lets make them brother & sister.

U r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind. I wish I could start my day with U in my bed. I jus luv ur feel to my lips. U just make my day I love U NESCAFE!

Santa (reading from book of facts) Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies? Banta: Why dont u use a mouth wash?

Life Paradox what u want u dont get(luv) what u get u dont njoy(marriage) what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend) what is permanent is boring (wife)

Heartbeats are countless …. Spirits are ageless …. Dreams are endless….. Memories are timeless…. A friend like you ……. Shameless!!!

hey listen she asked me u r details…so i gave her u r cell number. so she will meet u soon…. her name is smile…. i think she came.

FRIENDSHIP isn’t how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

U’ve touched my heart uve touched my soul.bcos of u I now feel whole. U’ll always b my closest friend.u’ll b in my heart 2 the very end.

R we friends or r we not.U told me once but i 4got.of all d m8s ive eva met ur d 1 i wont 4get.& if i die b4 u do i will go 2 heaven & wait 4 u

I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend

In ur darkest hour wen ur fed up & blue.just remember this I’ll always be there 4 u.Im no angel N cant change ur fate.but I’ll do anything 4 u coz ur my mate

True luv is hard 2 find. Special 1-1 of a kind. But the luv inside of me is true. It appeared the day i met you!

During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!

Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!

Teacher  asked to Sardaar, Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Sardar: Moon…
Teacher : Why?
Sardar : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it

Intelligent Sardar
1 – Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar : Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

2 – Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

3 – After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

4 – One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

5 – Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, “Gandi was a great man, but I don’t know who is jayanthi.

6 – Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it’s one leg and told
WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it’s second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it’s fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn’t walked. Suddenly sardar said loudly, ” I found it. If we cut cockroach’s four legs, it becomes deaf.

7 – When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, ” You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

8 – Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board “WASH BASIN”

9 – Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar : its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try laterv

c an you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????By

Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS ‘CHILD’ or call customer care at 9890****** & be a tension-free DAD

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Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge…

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Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now…

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Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning.

See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B’coz last night
I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.

These are just 16 letters yet they mean so much when warmly sent just to keep in touch.
(>*<)
T*A*K*E*
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;;”C*A*R*E*
@$##
(>>^^^<<)
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@ OF URSELF..$#%%
Good Morning….

,_o/’ Pleasant
‘l Morning!
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CHEER up and REJOICE
Coz every new day brings new Life….
new blessings….
new hope!

Wishing U…

G Morning
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So overall have a Good Day!…
Keep smiling…

Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning.

See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B’coz last night
I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.

These are just 16 letters yet they mean so much when warmly sent just to keep in touch.
(>*<)
T*A*K*E*
(<<**>>)
;;”C*A*R*E*
@$##
(>>^^^<<)
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@ OF URSELF..$#%%
Good Morning….

,_o/’ Pleasant
‘l Morning!
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CHEER up and REJOICE
Coz every new day brings new Life….
new blessings….
new hope!

Wishing U…

G Morning
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So overall have a Good Day!…
Keep smiling…