1. Why is it called a “building” when it is already built ? (strange isnt it) 2. What is the speed of darkness ? (absurd) 3. If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the... (Continue reading)
A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils’ answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher’s pet. He stood and said, “My name is Dan, and... (Continue reading)
A Schoolmaster from a remote rural area was transferred to a school in Karachi. He reported for duty two days before August 14 and, as was the practice in the school, was asked to address the assembly on Independence Day. Here’s... (Continue reading)
Funny questions to ask an Engineer 1.What is an engineer’s favorite wrist-watch? It has more buttons than a telephone. 2.How do you drive an engineer completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and proceed to fold up a road... (Continue reading)