1. prof. of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte. 2. Prof. of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing. 3. Prof. of Geometry: A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines. 4.... (Continue reading)
1. If you messed up your life, you could press “Alt, Ctrl, Delete” and start all over! 2. To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”! 3. If you needed a break from life, click on “suspend”. 4. Hit “any key” to... (Continue reading)
. They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense . It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives... (Continue reading)
Newtons 1st Law of Love: LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER. Newtons 2nd Law of Love: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her... (Continue reading)
What If Titanic sinks Today? Reaction from different countries: U.S.A: “A ship coming to Freedom was attacked by terrorists. We will not sit quiet and we will teach them a lesson. Bin Laden you can run but you cannot hide we will find you and destroy... (Continue reading)
Bill Gates earns $250 every SECOND, that’s about $20 million a DAY and $7.8 billion a YEAR! v If he drops a thousand dollars, he won’t even bother to pick it up because in the 4 seconds it takes to pick... (Continue reading)
A policeman was testing 3 Singh brothers who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first Singh a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” The... (Continue reading)
A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver’s door. “Is there a problem Officer?” The policeman says, “Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?” The driver responds, “I’d give it to you but I... (Continue reading)
A store that sells husbands has just opened in China, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There... (Continue reading)
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the boss’s wife instead: “I’m afraid he died last week.” she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. “I told you” the wife replies, “he died last... (Continue reading)