Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life.” Her mother tried to... (Continue reading)
FEMALE PRAYER ————— Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, whos not a creep, One whos handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One wholl call, not wait for weeks. I pray hes gainfully... (Continue reading)
1: Open doors of the window. Let the air force come in ! 2: Shhh…..Boys and girls. The Principal just passed away outside. 3: Both of you three, get out of the class. 4: Take copper wire of any metal specially of Silver... (Continue reading)
These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee. “My son Kent,” says one, “has made quite a name... (Continue reading)
Little Johnny was sitting one day on a dock. Along came a preacher and sat down beside him. Little Johnny had a mason jar full of what looked like water and he was turning it over and over, watching the... (Continue reading)
A CEO (and member of Forbes 400!) throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen. The... (Continue reading)
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. “I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they’re soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I’ve been here, I’ve farted no less than... (Continue reading)
Computer Age Love Letter A man loved a girl who studies computer science. He sent her a letter saying: I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MY COMPUTER Believe me it is true… You installed the best in me. Your picture is always in my... (Continue reading)
One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary. Dear Bo$$ In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing$ mo$t de $ perately. I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need$... (Continue reading)
Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father.” Dad, today we had a Spelling Class – All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because... (Continue reading)